Turkey crossing the road

Happy Thanksgiving! Since we will be heavy with food today, this post will be light and fun for the whole family!

Q. Why did the farmer run a steamroller over his potato field on Thanksgiving Day?
A. He wanted to raise mashed potatoes.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken.

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
A. To prove he wasn’t chicken.

Q. Why did the pilgrim’s pants always fall down?
A. Because they wore the buckles on their hat.

Q. What did the turkey say to the computer?
A. Google, google, google

Q. Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?
A. She lost track of thyme.

Q. Why did the pilgrim kill the turkey?
A. He was in a fowl mood.

I was going to serve zucchini with our dinner, but I sat on it.
Now I’m serving squash.

It seems like every year I end up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving dinner for weeks.
Not this year. I’m going cold turkey.

“Let them thank the Lord for his steadfast love, for his wondrous works to the children of man!
For he satisfies the longing soul, and the hungry soul he fills with good things.”
Psalm 107:8-9

Photo by: Artur Luczka – Turkey

 

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