Here’s to starting off a new week and a summer of fun! Enjoy…

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they’re two tired!

Q: What did the world’s greatest dentist get as his prize?
A: A little plaque

My teachers told me I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, “You’re wrong! Just you wait!”

Q: What is the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.
She says, “They’re right behind you.”

A cement mixer crashes with a bus full of prisoners.
The police advise the area to look out for a group of hardened criminals.

Q: What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
A: “Make me one with everything.”

Q: Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?
A: He wanted to get a long little doggie.

Food for thought: We mastered laughing as an infant before we ever spoke a single word.

Fun facts: A 6-year-old child laughs 3x more than an adult in a single day.
Laughter: reduces the risk of heart disease, can help you lose weight, can help reduce pain and infections, and lowers levels of stress. SO, laugh at these jokes even if they’re not that funny!!

Photo by: Kari Wiseman – Bath day